Unicorn Flakes

53 Questions That You May Not Have Seen Before (while I cook and dye a shirt)

• I don't get why these are always put on Tumblr as like 'ask me the numbers of the question that you want answered'. Does anyone ever read those posts? I don't.
• I LIKE THEM. I WILL ANSWER THEM. IN CAPITALS BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO UN-CAPS-LOCK.
• But this intrigued me:
• 1: What do you put on hotdogs?
• KETCHUP AND MUSTARD AND ONIONS
• 2: Do you say "anticlimatic" or "anticlimactic"?
• I NEVER SAY THIS WORD
• 3: Do you check flyers before grocery shopping?
• NO
• 4: Blue, black, or some other colour pen ink?
• BLACK OR ORANGE
• 5: Do you use your parking brake?
• NEVER
• 6: Look to your left. How many framed pictures are on the wall?
• FOUR BUT ONLY ONE IS ACTUALLY ATTACHED TO THE WALL
• 7: Do you know how to play chess?
• YES, I'M UNBEATEN SO I NO LONGER PLAY
• 8: How often do you clean the interior of your car?
• NEVER
• 9: Do you ever read the last few pages first?
• NO UNLESS IT'S A CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE
• 10: Ever fallen in the shower?
• NO
• 11: On a scale of 1-10, how likely are you to swear at other drivers?
• 10
• 12: What's the worst thing you've ever called someone you care about?
• YOU GROSS EAMONN HOLMES WANNABE
• 13: Do you have a Snuggie?
• NO
• 14: Are you allergic to anything?
• CUCUMBER RIND
• 15: Do you have any TV shows on ?
• YES
• 16: How many times do you hit the snooze button before finally getting out of bed?
• FIVE TO FIFTEEN
• 17: Ever driven away in anger?
• NO
• 18: What's your favourite freezie colour?
• ORANGE
• 19: Are you a vegetarian?
• NO, FOR THE FINAL TIME, NO. I LIKE MEAT. ALL THE MEAT.
• 20: Do you have a garbage receptacle beside you? What's on top?
• NO
• 21: Do you cross out your mistakes or erase/whiteout them?
• NO
• 22: Ever torn something up that you instantly knew was too important for such treatment?
• NO
• 23: Do you think that things will get better?
• NO
• 24: Do you have an unpopular opinion? What is it?
• SEEING LIONS EATING OTHER DEAD ANIMAL FLESH MAKES ME FEEL KIND OF HUNGRY FOR SOME CHINESE TAKE AWAY RIBS IN RED BBQ SAUCE
• 25: What's your favourite quote?
• NO
• 26: Did you/are you going to go to prom?
• NO
• 27: What's the most physically painful thing you've ever experienced?
• KIDNEY STONES
• 28: What's the most emotionally/mentally painful thing you've ever experienced?
• DEATH
• 29: Have you ever legitimately saved a person's life?
• YES
• 30: What's your favourite book genre?
• BROMANCE OR CHINESE NON FICTION
• 31: Did you like "Gigli"? Be honest.
• WHAT?
• 32: Have you ever walked out of a movie at the theatre?
• YES, I WALKED OUT OF THE LIVE VERSION OF JOSEPH AND THE TECHNICOLOUR DREAMCOAT STARRING H FROM STEPS, IF THAT COUNTS.
• 33: Do you peek between your fingers during the scary scenes?
• NEVER
• 34: What was your reaction to Tatum getting killed whilst stuck in the pet door in Scream?
• EXPRESSIONLESS
• 35: Do dogs like you?
• SURE
• 36: Would you say that you project an air of authority?
• OK
• 37: Do people listen when you speak?
• THEY'D BETTER HAD
• 38: How are your elbows? Are they okay?
• NO
• 39: What is one thing that you do exceptionally well? Be honest.
• I'M SKILLED AT BEING LAZY
• 40: Do you use torrents?
• CURRENTS? NO, RAISINS ARE OK.
• 41: When was the last time you paid for music?
• I BOUGHT HEY BULLDOG LAST YEAR ON A LONG TRAIN JOURNEY WHEN ALL MY SONGS DISAPPEARED FROM MY PHONE.
• 42: Are you addicted to technology?
• NO
• 43: Pick a person (you don't need to give their name). How do you feel about them? Be as honest as you can get yourself to be.
• THEY ARE OK.
• 44: Do you check your computer's dictionary for the definition of words you'd otherwise feel confident about using during in-person interactions? Just to be sure?
• NO
• 45: How heavily to you rely on spellcheck and autocorrect?
• OK
• 46: Have you ever gotten into an argument on the internet? Did you win?
• YES
• 47: Do you pause movies/TV shows if you have to go to the bathroom or the kitchen, or do you just let them keep playing?
• I RUN
• 48: If you use a regular alarm clock, do you have it set to music or that obnoxious beeping?
• TRIBAL DRUM BEATS
• 49: Peter Pan?
• NO
• 50: How often do you fall up the stairs?
• NEVER
• 51: Do you pronounce "anti" as ant-eye or ant-ee? (Example: "That scene was very anticlimactic.")
• I NEVER SAY THAT WORD
• 52: Do you pronounce "via" as vee-uh or vie-uh? (Example: "We can get there via Tremont Street.")
• I NEVER SAY THAT WORD
• 53: How often do you forget to close your parentheses?
• MY WHAT?