January 2012
75 posts
53 Questions That You May Not Have Seen Before ...
I don't get why these are always put on Tumblr as like 'ask me the numbers of the question that you want answered'. Does anyone ever read those posts? I don't.
I LIKE THEM. I WILL ANSWER THEM. IN CAPITALS BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO UN-CAPS-LOCK.
But this intrigued me:
1: What do you put on hotdogs?
KETCHUP AND MUSTARD AND ONIONS
2: Do you say "anticlimatic" or "anticlimactic"?
I NEVER SAY THIS WORD
3: Do you check flyers before grocery shopping?
NO
4: Blue, black, or some other colour pen ink?
BLACK OR ORANGE
5: Do you use your parking brake?
NEVER
6: Look to your left. How many framed pictures are on the wall?
FOUR BUT ONLY ONE IS ACTUALLY ATTACHED TO THE WALL
7: Do you know how to play chess?
YES, I'M UNBEATEN SO I NO LONGER PLAY
8: How often do you clean the interior of your car?
NEVER
9: Do you ever read the last few pages first?
NO UNLESS IT'S A CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE
10: Ever fallen in the shower?
NO
11: On a scale of 1-10, how likely are you to swear at other drivers?
10
12: What's the worst thing you've ever called someone you care about?
YOU GROSS EAMONN HOLMES WANNABE
13: Do you have a Snuggie?
NO
14: Are you allergic to anything?
CUCUMBER RIND
15: Do you have any TV shows on ?
YES
16: How many times do you hit the snooze button before finally getting out of bed?
FIVE TO FIFTEEN
17: Ever driven away in anger?
NO
18: What's your favourite freezie colour?
ORANGE
19: Are you a vegetarian?
NO, FOR THE FINAL TIME, NO. I LIKE MEAT. ALL THE MEAT.
20: Do you have a garbage receptacle beside you? What's on top?
NO
21: Do you cross out your mistakes or erase/whiteout them?
NO
22: Ever torn something up that you instantly knew was too important for such treatment?
NO
23: Do you think that things will get better?
NO
24: Do you have an unpopular opinion? What is it?
SEEING LIONS EATING OTHER DEAD ANIMAL FLESH MAKES ME FEEL KIND OF HUNGRY FOR SOME CHINESE TAKE AWAY RIBS IN RED BBQ SAUCE
25: What's your favourite quote?
NO
26: Did you/are you going to go to prom?
NO
27: What's the most physically painful thing you've ever experienced?
KIDNEY STONES
28: What's the most emotionally/mentally painful thing you've ever experienced?
DEATH
29: Have you ever legitimately saved a person's life?
YES
30: What's your favourite book genre?
BROMANCE OR CHINESE NON FICTION
31: Did you like "Gigli"? Be honest.
WHAT?
32: Have you ever walked out of a movie at the theatre?
YES, I WALKED OUT OF THE LIVE VERSION OF JOSEPH AND THE TECHNICOLOUR DREAMCOAT STARRING H FROM STEPS, IF THAT COUNTS.
33: Do you peek between your fingers during the scary scenes?
NEVER
34: What was your reaction to Tatum getting killed whilst stuck in the pet door in Scream?
EXPRESSIONLESS
35: Do dogs like you?
SURE
36: Would you say that you project an air of authority?
OK
37: Do people listen when you speak?
THEY'D BETTER HAD
38: How are your elbows? Are they okay?
NO
39: What is one thing that you do exceptionally well? Be honest.
I'M SKILLED AT BEING LAZY
40: Do you use torrents?
CURRENTS? NO, RAISINS ARE OK.
41: When was the last time you paid for music?
I BOUGHT HEY BULLDOG LAST YEAR ON A LONG TRAIN JOURNEY WHEN ALL MY SONGS DISAPPEARED FROM MY PHONE.
42: Are you addicted to technology?
NO
43: Pick a person (you don't need to give their name). How do you feel about them? Be as honest as you can get yourself to be.
THEY ARE OK.
44: Do you check your computer's dictionary for the definition of words you'd otherwise feel confident about using during in-person interactions? Just to be sure?
NO
45: How heavily to you rely on spellcheck and autocorrect?
OK
46: Have you ever gotten into an argument on the internet? Did you win?
YES
47: Do you pause movies/TV shows if you have to go to the bathroom or the kitchen, or do you just let them keep playing?
I RUN
48: If you use a regular alarm clock, do you have it set to music or that obnoxious beeping?
TRIBAL DRUM BEATS
49: Peter Pan?
NO
50: How often do you fall up the stairs?
NEVER
51: Do you pronounce "anti" as ant-eye or ant-ee? (Example: "That scene was very anticlimactic.")
I NEVER SAY THAT WORD
52: Do you pronounce "via" as vee-uh or vie-uh? (Example: "We can get there via Tremont Street.")
I NEVER SAY THAT WORD
53: How often do you forget to close your parentheses?
MY WHAT?
Watchnewqueenbee:
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anothersliceofcheesecake:
a result of my wild wednesday night on rollercoaster tycoon video’d for your viewing and entertaining pleasure!!!!! only about a minute and half long but worth it for the big finale which is very emotional. ENJOY. XXXXX
omg the end i actually started choking omg
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